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Trans Am is a trademark of Sports Car Club of America. Pontiac, Firebird, Formula, Esprit, Yellow Bird, Sky Bird are trademarks of General Motors Corporation and are used within this electronic publication for identification purposes only. The information contained in this electronic publication is believed to be true at the time of publishing. The publisher is not responsible for any losses, direct or indirect, that are the result of information within this publication. The publisher makes no claims as to the suitability for use of the products or information contained within this publication.

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No promises or assurances are made regarding content, quality, clarity, or amusement value. Some assembly required. Your mileage may vary. Batteries not included. Contents may settle during shipment. Use only as directed. This is not an offer to sell securities. Do not use while operating motor vehicle or heavy equipment. Some settling may occur. Do not remove under penalty of law. The white zone is for passenger loading and unloading only. Do not fold, spindle or mutilate. Provided free-of-charge for informational purposes only. Slippery when wet. Slightly enlarged to show detail. May cause drowsiness. Alcohol may intensify the effect. Actual content may differ. Apply only to affected area. Store in a cool dry place. May be too intense for some viewers. Dry clean only. Action figures sold separately. Refrigerate after opening. Not the Beatles. Approved for veterans. Some equipment shown is optional. For recreational use only. All models over 18 years of age. Do not stamp. Limit one per family. Prices may vary in Alaska, Hawaii, and Puerto Rico. Past performance does not predict future results. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental. If condition persists, consult your physician. No user-serviceable parts inside. Freshest if eaten before date on carton. Subject to change without notice. Times approximate. Simulated picture. For off-road use only. As seen on TV. Authorized personnel only. Content may be of a sexual or violent nature. One size fits all. Many suitcases look alike. Edited for television. Void where prohibited. List was current at time of printing. No animals were harmed in the creation of this product. At participating locations only. Penalty for private use. Offensive to some adults. See label for sequence. Do not write below this line. Improper use may cause death or dismemberment. Do not use if safety seal is broken. Intended for entertainment value only. Your canceled check is your receipt. Avoid contact with skin. Preservatives added to improve freshness. No passes accepted for this engagement. Package sold by weight, not volume. May be inappropriate for children. Sanitized for your protection. Colors may, in time, fade. Intended solely for the private use of our audience. Not safety tested for children under the age of 3. Slightly higher west of the Rockies. Allow 4-6 weeks for delivery. Objects in mirror are closer than they appear. Sign here without admitting guilt. Employees and their families are not eligible. Subject to revision without notice. Liability not accepted for any loss or inconvenience. Park closes at dusk. Keep cool; process promptly. Vehicle not for hire. Beware of dog. You must be present to win. Do not taunt the Happy Fun Ball. Hand wash only, tumble dry on low heat. Press hard, you are making five (5) copies. Quantities are limited while supplies last. Quality may vary. Keep away from sunlight, pets, and small children. No purchase necessary. No shoes, no shirt, no service. Use only in well-ventilated area. Still not the Beatles. No explicit or implicit expectation of privacy. Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients. Keep away from fire or flame. Some equipment shown is optional. Use only as directed. Reproduction strictly prohibited. No alcohol, dogs, or horses. Restaurant package, not for resale. First pull up, then pull down. Call before you dig. Penalty for early withdrawal. Driver does not carry cash. You may have already won. (This supersedes all previous notices.) Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure. Discontinue use if any of the following occurs: itching ,vertigo, dizziness, tingling in extremities, loss of balance or coordination, slurred speech, temporary blindness, profuse sweating, heart palpitations Please remain seated until the ride has come to a complete stop. Any product warranty does not cover misuse, accident, lightning, flood, tornado, volcanic eruption, earthquake, hurricane, or any other Act of God, neglect, damage from improper use, incorrect line voltage, broken antenna or marred cabinet, missing or altered serial numbers, electromagnetic radiation from nuclear blasts, sonic boom vibrations, customer adjustments that are not covered in this list, and incidents owing to an airplane crash, ship sinking or taking on water, motor vehicle accident, dropping the item, falling rocks, mud slides, forest fires, or any projectile (including, but not be limited to, arrows, bullets, shot, BB's, shrapnel, lasers, emissions of X-rays, Alpha, Beta and Gamma rays, knives, stones, kittens, etc...).

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